Our gay agenda.

Hey, boys and girls! It's time for the annual meeting of the gay people to discuss our agenda. I've never commented on this before but... Jesus. People really don't know anything about the world do they? There's this right wing breeder bitch in Maine that was quoted in a news article where she talked about the "gay agenda". She's so terrified of her religion losing control of people and so ignorant of anything that isn't written in her little book of silly stories that she thinks we have an AGENDA. Like we get together in secret and discuss how we're going to be subversive.

You get that many fags in one place and nobody's going to be talking about how to fuck with the breeders. They may talk about how they'd like to fuck certain breeders but political subversion is not the key idea there. Half the people there would just be going to find a hookup anyway, and the rest would be too busy bitching at eachother that nothing would get done. Have you BEEN to a gay party? Oh, sure, it's a fabulous affair with beautiful decorations and food but you let it go on just a little too long and it invariably either turns into an orgy or a cat fight. Usually while some drunk asshole like me stands around and giggles about it.

Ahh, memories.

Chris' mom came to visit him in CA recently from Texas. Remember, he grew up, in what is literally a po-dunk little farming town. In talking with him about that experience, I understand that there are some really silly ass notions out there about gay people. His mom actually believed that once you become gay, you automatically get AIDS. As though it's like... what, a badge? For fuck sake! People actually BELIEVE this kind of stuff!

I'm working on a story. For the first time in long time I'm feeling creative enough to write. Hey, maybe the metoprolol is helping. I feel oddly calm tonight. Not necessarily focused but at least calm enough. Anyway, the story takes place about 50 years in the future and I've been trying to think of what our world will do over that time period. I want to say that a New Bill of Rights will be ammended to our constitution around 2024 but .. I don't know that I have that much faith in the world. There are too many silly ideas and too much hate.

Gays came to the forefront of public awareness in the 70s but were basically just cartoons then. The closest movement I can relate gay rights to is womens rights. Black civil rights is a different beast. Gays have never been treated as slaves, just as less than human, much like women were. Well, I take that back. At one time women were treated like slaves as well but to my knowledge they weren't bought and sold in this country like blacks. Also, as long as I make the comparison to women's rights I don't risk having Jesse Jackson crawl up my ass which I can tell you is NOT something I want to think about. It took women close to 150 years from the time that they were treated like cartoons to get where they are now - and it's not totally equal. ... We started 30 years ago and while we have angry lesbians on our side (which is a force to be reckoned with, don't get me wrong), we don't have straight breeder women withholding sex from men over it. At least we have the Internet.

THAT's IT!! The GAY AGENDA! We need to fight breeder porn! We'll withhold sexual gratification from the breeder men until we get equal rights!!

I'm an evil fucking genius. And I'm not certain that I spelled genius correctly. No matter. Off to buld a lab in a volcano somewhere that the Powerpuff Girls can't find me.